My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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