He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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