Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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