Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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