hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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