In the future we'll all be gay
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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