: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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