You really coming over, don't trick.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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