Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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