you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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