and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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