There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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