I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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