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Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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