There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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