no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Randomize
