It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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