We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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