...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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