ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
