I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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