I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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