I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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