Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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