if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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