That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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