What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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