your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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