It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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