question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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