got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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