the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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