I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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