dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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