She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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