Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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