I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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