what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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