Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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