it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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