cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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