Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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