Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
This is the high leading the old right now
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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