We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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