I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i will never coherently bang her
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Come on in and take your pants off
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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