I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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