There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You pole danced in your parka.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
