so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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