Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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