Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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