it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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