"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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