I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
