All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
zippers are such a cool invention
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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