So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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