I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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