haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize