There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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