I feel like abortions should bother me more
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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